This weeks Top Ten Tweets!

OK here are my Top Ten Tweets Of The Week!!
Not in any order, just as I saw them, as always just copy and paste the @name into twitter and follow them!!

@UnseeingEyes Bill Cosbys Twitter Philosophy: I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

@delmonifieth What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job

@YouQuotedQuotes The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

@stephbro77 "Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time." -- Elbert Hubbard

@DarrenGibson Life is Change. Growth is optional Choose Wisely. ~UNknown

@mike2977 Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

@rleseberg Dont take life too seriously. Youll never escape it alive anyway. ~unknown

@SOCIALMEDIAPRO1: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

@stillsafe "Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity." Hermann Hesse

@Pearlydean Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Be Well and Prosper,
Al

A Glasgow Love Poem

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SLAGGY SENGA FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER FAITHER SO. *
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FAITHER TOLD HER, SENGA DOLLL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YUR MAW DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YUR HALF BRITHER. *
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SO SENGA PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WULL.
BUT AFTER TELLING FAITHER THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.' *
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YOU CANNY MARRY WULL, MY DOLL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YUR MITHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MERR
I KNOW IS YUR HALF BRITHER. *
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BUT MITHER KNEW AND SAID, MY DOLL,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
COS FAITHERS NO YUR PAPPY !!! *
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Kinda' brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?*

Caster Semenya

Caster Semenya won the World 800m in Berlin.
Before the final however, what did the authorities do? They openly questioned her sexuality in front of the entire world. The lass is only 18 years of age, can you even begin to imagine what she was going through as she ran the biggest race of her life? Knowing that everyone was watching her purely and simply to join in the Guess The Sexuality game and not to watch her triumph???
Then as she stood on the top podium to receive her Gold Medal she was acutely aware that everyone across the globe was peering at the closeups and not cheering her (her fans were of course).
I hope she sues the authorities for psychological damages and sues for several millions in a US court where damages are assessed at a higher level than anywhere else on the planet.
The auhtorities are in need of a big jolt for the way they have conducted themselves regards this matter.
They have shown scant regard for one of their own and caused untold damage to the psyche of a highly talented athlete.
Sack em all now I say!!!!!!!!!!!

Be Well and Prosper,

Al

This weeks Top Ten Tweets!!

My Top Ten Tweets for this week.

@SUPERAE3 There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.

@ProsperbyDesign When you hire people smarter than you are, you prove to them that you are smarter than they are!

@manifestfuture Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

@Pearlydean My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

@jcordella Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul; unbelief, in denying them. Ralph Waldo Emerson

@mike2977 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

@General_Trivia If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.Kahlil Gibran

@Pearlydean I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

@bigdawg10 The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. ~Alan Watts

@HemalRadia Let go of the 'how', let the Universe orchestrate that. Your job is to set your vibrational tone with ur thoughts

As always, if you like the tweets you see just copw and paste the user name into twitter and follow them!!

Be Well and Prosper,

Al

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Be Well and Prosper,

Al

Is Twitter Down Again?

Is twitter down again??
Now, I love twitter to bits, I do, It's fantastic but..........it's getting incredibly frustrating with all the outages!!
Yes, I know they were under attack from hackers but for goodness sake guys, get your act together!!
They keep banging on about fast twitter is growing but there seems to be a lack of growth in bandwidth and security updates which cause the darned thing to crash on a whim.
Please do something twitter or you'll begin to die a slow death as some bright spark comes up with a similar idea that actually does work 24/7!

Rant Over lol!

Be Well and Prosper,
Al

Top Ten Tweets of the Week

I decided to post my top ten tweets of the week from twitter, only had the idea today soooo they are all from today lol! I'll try to do this each week and post when I get ten I particularly like as opposed to waiting for the weekend. Might even end up doing top ten of the day cos they come in so fast lol!

In no particular order they are;

@Astronautics; Folks, did you know that Twitter had as their server password the word "password"? (True). =^..^= The lights are on; noone's in.

@DebPenner; "Life is too short to waste. Dreams are fulfilled only through action, not through endless planning to take action." David J. Schwartz

@AhhPhotography; When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

@stillsafe: Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.Sir Winston Churchill

@mikewiz: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

@jet12345; It's not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life it's how you handle what happens to you.

@LorettaHelson: "When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind." ~ 1st Century Roman Philosopher

@MartinJAllsop; Remember it's your own body, your own brain You're not a victim of the universe, you are the universe - R Bandler

@delmonifieth; Smile. Tomorrow's going to be worse

@Paul_Holgorsen; The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

If you like the banter, then follow these tweeps!!

Be Well and Prosper,

Al