A Glasgow Love Poem

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SLAGGY SENGA FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER FAITHER SO. *
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FAITHER TOLD HER, SENGA DOLLL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YUR MAW DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YUR HALF BRITHER. *
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SO SENGA PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WULL.
BUT AFTER TELLING FAITHER THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.' *
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YOU CANNY MARRY WULL, MY DOLL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YUR MITHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MERR
I KNOW IS YUR HALF BRITHER. *
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BUT MITHER KNEW AND SAID, MY DOLL,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
COS FAITHERS NO YUR PAPPY !!! *
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Kinda' brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?*