True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!

True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!

(None of that Sissy Crap)

Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card

Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.



4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!



6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall, I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.



9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.



Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.



tell 10 of your closest friends about this and......

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4 .

Midweek Update

I forgot to say that last weekend I had a brill time with my two eldest kids and their partners at Proms in the Park at Glasgow Green.
An excellent time was had by all and of course we got slightly inebriated, well ok.....very inebriated lol!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight I've been updating Dezinaworld for my best friend June, you can find her blog here too. She is a veritable dynamo when it comes to producing fabulous graphics!!
Tomorrow is Friday and there's nothing better than that Friday feeling huh??
See ya at the weekend!

Be Well and Prosper,
Al

This Weeks Top Ten Tweets

Sorry forgot to do this last week lol!
Sooo here are the best ten tweets I've seen this week.
As always, if you like the banter, copy and paste the username into Twitter and follow them!

@CHRISVOSS I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective..

@Pearlydean After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? George Carlin

@mastercreating "Progress involves risk. You can't steal second base & keep your foot on first." Bob Proctor.

@SOCIALMEDIAPRO1 Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

@General_Trivia My son is now an "entrepreneur." That's what you're called when you don't have a job.Ted Turner

@mike2977 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

@Courtney_182 We are all capable of achieving whatever it is that we want to achieve. If you don't think so, ask yourself why not?

@UnseeingEyes What's dumb? Directions on toilet paper. What's dumber than that? Reading them.

@mastercreating After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

@VOSSENERGY My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends

Be Well and Prosper.
Al

Help Wanted!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a Psychic, you know what it's about and where to apply already. ;)

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Be Well and Prosper,

Al